Portland - Exes

Exes

I've got no access

to my exes

I'm sure by now

they've moved to Texas

I took a one way trip

to Naxos

 

Exes

I've lost the battle

of the sexes

Like making love

inside of taxis

They liked the sting,

but not the cactus

 

I know that exes

reflect my youth

I know that exes

are my male proof

 

I know they're guilty

of being the past

But you've killed

the cupid

You're over them

 

Exes

I've got no problem

with my exes

They loved me driving

in my Lexus

A roads as good

as all its exits

 

Oh Exes

So out of date

like sending faxes

I was the tree

they were the axes

They liked to pray

but not the mantis

 

The cynical collector

of birds not bees

The problem detector

got high on heels

The beauty protector

with no degrees

For exes

 

Which is good

which is constructive

Which is what

a woman needs

 

Dont go asking

for forgiveness

Go plead guilty

all degrees

 

You were raised

on definitions

With your dears obscuring deeds

Your actions

 

Yeah

Ooh